There are a bunch of movies that the crew started or planned, but never made. This is a list of them.

• On Top of a House

In this movie, the three of us somehow get on top of a house, and spend the entirety of the movie wondering how we got on the house, with great dialog such as "How did we get on top of this house?" and "What I want to know is how we got on top of this house." It ends with us dying. HOW CLEVER!

• Bench Battles

This was about a contest to see who could sit on a bench the longest. I bet it was gonna SUCK.

• Sasquatch

That's right, the ORIGINAL Sasquatch. We started filming this in early 2007 but never finished it; we eventually took the basic idea and turned it into Journey for the Beast. Louis and Salty's dog runs off into the woods, and they try to find it, but end up getting attacked by Sasquatch.

• Documentary

This was going to be a documentary-style video explaining how the crew makes their movies. There was a part where Louis was eating glass under a bridge. It was pretty funny.

• Leather Shank

Some guy wearing a leather jacket goes around killing people with a plastic fork and tried not to get revenge'd by his nemesis Left-Eye Louie. I really don't know where the hell this came from, or why we stopped making it, but you may still see it in some incarnation in the future....

• Car Stuck 2

This was exactly like Car Stuck, except it took place in the back of a truck. We never finished it because it was too hot outside, and also because it was a terrible idea.

• Monster Movie ("Troll 3")

This movie was a pretty good idea but when we filmed it, it turned out terribly unbearable. A guy turned into a monster when he washed his hands with some soap he found in his yard, which a dog had peed on. Then there were five minutes of running around and terrible awfulness. We spent $16 making this movie. And by "we", I mean Dylan's mom.

• Fight Scene

This movie was planned in the summer of 2008 but was never carried out. It featured the guy in the business suit played by Dylan in Shvinkta Funtime Hour, who we refer to as "The Taxman". He gets in a fight with Jehn on a riding lawnmower over some unpaid bills. It was going to have explosions and lava. Too bad.

• Jehn Eats a Lemon

In this movie, Jehn was going to eat a lemon. Production skidded to a stop when he realized the lemon he was going to eat was actually some kind of unripe orange.